Tuesday, October 7, 2008

More Halloween Riddles

11. What does a vampire do when he has a cold?
---Take coffin medicine.
12. Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
---Because he had no guts.
13. Why did the cat cross the road?
---To get to the other side.
14. What did the ghost say when he bumped his knee?
--- Boo Hoo.
15. What do Italian ghost's have for dinner?
---Spook-hetti.
16. What is a ghost's favorite midnight snack?
---Boo-berry pie and I-scream.
17. Did you hear about the monster that got engaged?
---It was love at first fright.
18. Baby monster: "Mum, I don't like dad..."
---Mummy monster: "Well, just eat the chips."
19. What do you do when a monster sits in front of you at the cinema?
---Miss the movie.
20. What did the black cat call the mouse on rollerskates?
---Meals on wheels.

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