Friday, October 17, 2008

Funny Bone!

* What did one ghost say to the other ghost? “Do you believe in people?”
* What is a skeleton’s favorite musical instrument? A trombone.
* What do you use to mend a broken jack-o’-lantern? A pumpkin patch.
* What is a ghost’s favorite brand of automobile? A boo-ick.
* How do you tell twin witches apart? You can’t tell which witch is which!
* What do birds give out on Halloween nights? Tweets.
* What kind of streets do mummies live on? Dead ends.
* What does a mommy ghost say to her kids when they get in the car? Fasten your sheet belts.
* How do witches keep their hair in place while flying? They use scare spray.
* What’s Dracula’s favorite breed of dog? The bloodhound.
* What do polite skeletons say before eating a meal? Bone appetite!
* Who won the skeleton beauty contest? No body.
* How do young ghosts get to school? They take the ghoul bus.
* What do ghosts and goblins serve for dessert? BOO-berry pie and I-Scream.
* What is a vampire’s favorite fruit? Neck-tarines.

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