Funny Bone!

* What did one ghost say to the other ghost? “Do you believe in people?”

* What is a skeleton’s favorite musical instrument? A trombone.

* What do you use to mend a broken jack-o’-lantern? A pumpkin patch.

* What is a ghost’s favorite brand of automobile? A boo-ick.

* How do you tell twin witches apart? You can’t tell which witch is which!

* What do birds give out on Halloween nights? Tweets.

* What kind of streets do mummies live on? Dead ends.

* What does a mommy ghost say to her kids when they get in the car? Fasten your sheet belts.

* How do witches keep their hair in place while flying? They use scare spray.

* What’s Dracula’s favorite breed of dog? The bloodhound.

* What do polite skeletons say before eating a meal? Bone appetite!

* Who won the skeleton beauty contest? No body.

* How do young ghosts get to school? They take the ghoul bus.

* What do ghosts and goblins serve for dessert? BOO-berry pie and I-Scream.

* What is a vampire’s favorite fruit? Neck-tarines.