Funny Bone 2

* Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? It didn’t have the guts.

* What does a ghost get when he falls and scrapes his knee? A boo-boo.

* What do you get when you divide the circumference of a jack-o’-lantern by its diameter? Pumpkin pi.

* Where do fashionable ghosts shop for their clothes? BOO-tiques.

* What do mummy children call their parents? Mummy and Deady.

* What is a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling.

* What is a baby ghost’s favorite game? Peek-a-BOO.

* How can you predict the future on Halloween? Read the horror-scope.

* What kind of music do mummies listen to? Wrap.

* Did you hear about the skeleton that couldn’t go to the party? He had no body to go with.

* What kind of mistakes do ghosts make? BOO-BOO’s.

* Why was the vampire race a tie? They were neck and neck.

* How do you make a skeleton laugh? Tickle his funny bone.

* What did the monster eat when he went to the dentist? The dentist.

* Who goes to a vampire family reunion? All the blood relatives.