Saturday, October 18, 2008

Funny Bone 2

* Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? It didn’t have the guts.
* What does a ghost get when he falls and scrapes his knee? A boo-boo.
* What do you get when you divide the circumference of a jack-o’-lantern by its diameter? Pumpkin pi.
* Where do fashionable ghosts shop for their clothes? BOO-tiques.
* What do mummy children call their parents? Mummy and Deady.
* What is a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling.
* What is a baby ghost’s favorite game? Peek-a-BOO.
* How can you predict the future on Halloween? Read the horror-scope.
* What kind of music do mummies listen to? Wrap.
* Did you hear about the skeleton that couldn’t go to the party? He had no body to go with.
* What kind of mistakes do ghosts make? BOO-BOO’s.
* Why was the vampire race a tie? They were neck and neck.
* How do you make a skeleton laugh? Tickle his funny bone.
* What did the monster eat when he went to the dentist? The dentist.
* Who goes to a vampire family reunion? All the blood relatives.

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