Monday, October 6, 2008

Halloween riddles

Here is some Halloween riddles. I hope you enjoy them.

1. When a witch lands, where does she park?
---In a broom closet.
2. What happens when a flying witch breaks the sound barrier?
---You hear the broom boom.
3. What's worse than being a 1000-pound witch?
---Being her broom.
4. What do you call an overgrown vampire?
---A big pain in the neck.
5. Why did the vampire eat a light bulb?
---He wanted a light snack.
6. What's a ghost's favorite sandwich?
---Boo-loney.
7. What did the witch eat at the beach?
---A Sand-witch.
8. How did the bat learn to fly?
---He took batting lessons.
9. What kind of pants to ghosts wear?
---Boo-jeans.
10. Where does Dracula keep his money?
---At the blood bank.

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