Funny Bone 4!

Funny Bone!
* Why did Dracula take cold medicine? To stop his coffin.
* How does a witch tell time? She looks at her witch-watch.
* What’s the best place for a haunted house? On a dead-end street.
* Who did the zombie invite to the party? Anyone he could dig up.
* What do you call serious rocks? Grave stones.
* What did the waitress ask Dracula? “How do you like your stake?”
* What is the favorite game of ghost children? Hide & shriek.
* Why are monsters good at playing hockey? They score lots of ghouls.
* Where do mummies go to swim? The Dead Sea.
* What kind of music do ghosts prefer? Spirituals, of course.
* What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? Squash
* “Mommy, Mommy! All the kids call me a werewolf!” “Never mind, dear. Now go comb your feet.”
* What is a mummy’s favorite music? Ragtime.
* Why should skeletons drink 10 glasses of milk per day? It’s good for their bones.