Sunday, October 19, 2008

Funny Bone 3!


Funny Bone 3!
* What kind of coffee does Dracula like? De-coffin-ated.
* What should a mummy do when he’s stressed? Unwind.
* How many vampires does it take to change a light bulb? None. They like the dark.
* What do ghosts eat with meatballs? SPOOK-etti.
* Why did the witches cancel the baseball game? The bats flew away.
* Where do ghosts go fishing? On Lake EERIE.
* What did the witch mommy say to her screaming child? “Don’t fly off the handle.”
* Why do vampires need mouthwash? They have bat breath.
* What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frostbite.
* What is Dracula’s favorite ice cream? VEIN-illa.
* Where do baby ghosts go during the day? Day-SCARE centers.
* What do monsters like to see at the theater? Romeo and GHOUL-iet.
* How do ghosts like their coffee? With scream and sugar.
* What kind of makeup do witches wear? Ma-SCARE-a.

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